I love Shark Week. I could watch any show consisting of shark footage any time of year, but particularly when it’s July/August and I’m uncomfortably hot most of the time. Just as I love watching Dr. Zhivago (all that snow!) when it’s hot out, something about the underwater photography of all those sharks makes me […]

This might be true, but Portland’s municipal recycling program is retarded.

Call me a geezer, but FUCKING A do I hate these kids. When Whippersnappers and Geezers Collide

This is the best Gawker post in ages. Be sure to read the other suggestions in the comments section. “Come on my face at 12 Grimmauld Place”! I can’t stop laughing! Harry Potter’s Diffusion Line

Liquor sales up 9% in Oregon

This happens to me every summer. It may be a cliche to say that summer doesn’t really begin here in the Pacific Northwest until the 5th of July, but it’s also true. Usually. This year, we were blessed with several nice, warm days before June was out. We even had a hot 4th. And so […]

Snake surprises Pa. man pumping gas

Nope. Turns out, it’s much more difficult. Shuttle’s Name Misspelled On NASA Launch Pad Sign (via Fark)

Right now, immediately, before you can contemplate a reason not to, click on this link. Now, can you tell which one is me? Here’s a hint, I’m holding a number between 1 and 31. GTB’s in there, too. Brought to you by the same guy who is responsible for the Human Clock.

This makes me sad. And not for the reason you probably suspect. I’m not grieving for the deteriorating state of modern American English due to the inclusion of the word “ginormous” in the Merriam-Webster dictionary (my bible, by the way). No, I’m sad because if ginormous is now considered legit enough to include, then it […]