I was watching bad TV with some friends a few days ago when we saw an ad on ABC for a new show called “Welcome to the Neighborhood.” We were mesmerized throughout the thirty-second spot and when it was over, we all agreed that it might be a reality show that was worth watching. The […]

Things you should know about me: I’m from a small town. I’m kind of a big city girl now. All grammatical and syntactical errors on this site are completely purposeful. Unless, of course, I say “premiere” when I mean “premier.” As in, “Seattle is the premier city on the West coast.” Apparently, I make that […]

Last night, I called my friend Joe. I had four things I wanted to talk to him about. Number 1. I fixed my vacuum cleaner. This seems minor, I know, but I have two cats and, as any studio apartment dweller with two cats can tell ya, I gotta vacuum REGULARLY. The layer of cat […]