About a month ago, GTB and I joined 24 Hour Fitness. At first, I just wanted to use the amazingly clean and maintained cardio machines and sparkling universal weights. But then I discovered classes. I attended one called “Amped Abs!” with a friend. We were both unimpressed, given that the self-inflicted punishment our own ab […]
You know I’m a total name dropper, right? Well, in the latest in a series on my brushes with fame, I give you my friend Jeff and his many iPods. We’ve always teased Jeffy about what a gadget boy he is. Who knew it would bring him fame? This article is so gonna get him […]
Look! I’m an Elf!
Last Friday, while having drinks with GTB and me, Alisa made the mistake of sincerely asking how I’ve been. 45 minutes later, tears in my eyes, she and GTB were talking me off the near-bulimic ledge I’ve been negotiating the past few weeks. It’s a long story, and I don’t want to bore you with […]
This! This is why. Irrational fear. Ha! 13-foot pet boa kills owner in Ohio
I am slowly but surely falling in deep smit with Portland. I miss Seattle terribly and pine for my friends and favorite places there on a daily basis. But Portland is a really cool city. It’s really small–I know that sometime during the next year, I’ll have met everyone who lives here, and that bugs […]
From Page Six: “Models are not known for their brain power, but one catwalker showed amazing dim-wittedness at Tenjune the other night. Former NBA star Charles Barkley was relaxing at a table when a blond model approached him “seductively while the song ‘Crazy’ was playing,” our spy giggled. The model “whispered in his ear, ‘Get […]
One of the hardest things about being a happily coupled-up blog writer, particularly one who started her blogging life as a desperately single girl, is how little fodder my gleeful quotidian life gives me to publicly ponder. It’s a lot easier to wax pathetically for numerous paragraphs about the misery of an unreturned phone call […]
I think I’ve mentioned before that I’m a pretty bad bowler. Compared to this woman, we all suck. Legally Blind 94-Year-Old Woman Bowls 244