Don’t you hate it when you actually wish the week would go slower so you could get more done? I woke up at about 4:00 this morning in a near panic about all the shit I haven’t accomplished yet this week. I’m writing today off because I am partnering with my office mate to throw […]

What a weird, emotional-rollercoastery week it’s turning into. I found out just a few minutes ago that GTB and I got the house we applied for last weekend. It’s a perfect little 1927 Craftsman in Southeast Portland. The landlord is a little nutty, but the hardwood floors and gas stove more than make up for […]

A little more than four years ago, I adopted a little orange tabby named Delilah. She was a bit moody and distrustful and intent on taking her sweet time to get to know me. For the first few weeks, she’d only venture from the food dish to the litter box, with an occasional stop at […]

One of the greatest things about GTB is how confident I am in the knowledge that he’d have a hard time finding someone as amazingly awesome as me to spend time with. He reconfirms this belief for me in words and longing glances pretty regularly. So it’s rare that I feel threatened by other women. […]

Because, really, would you wanna be the guy who voted AGAINST making it illegal to do a donkey, pork a pig, or hump a horse? Yeah, me either. Lawmakers vote to make bestiality illegal in this state