I try to steer away from politics on this site. I have friends and family of all political persuasions and though I disagree with some of their views vehemently, I respect their right to those views and don’t wish to alienate any of them with my silly little blog.

So if any of you are Rush Limbaugh fans, you might be a bit offended by this post. And if you are, TOO FUCKING BAD.

I heard Rush’s comments about Obama’s first pitch at the All Star Game Tuesday night while I was watching CNN at the gym this evening. I will be the first to admit that his throw was some weak ass shit. Blame it on nerves, blame it on his lack of baseball prowess, make fun of it all you want, I don’t really care. But when you say something like “Obama throws like a girl…he has a girly throw” I lose my shit.

I will never understand why comparing someone to a female is the ultimate form of insult. I guaranfuckingtee I can throw harder, farther, and with greater accuracy than Rush Limbaugh any day of the week. And, last time I checked, oh, that’s right I’m a GIRL.

So seriously, Rush, fuck you. Come up with something a little more original and a bit less misogynistic. The English language is full of disparaging ways to mock someone for their athletic inabilities without insulting half the population of the planet, many of whom could take you in pitching duel.

And to those women who listen to Rush and are OK with this kind of language: fuck you too. Endorsing this kind of drivel makes you an enemy of the sisterhood, as far as I’m concerned. I’d revoke your vagina privileges if I could.

Rush is an idiot and needs to be punished. And I can think of no more fitting justice than for him to be stoned to death by a bunch of girls. Who’s with me?

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