Today is January 20. Tonight, my husband finally disposed of our Christmas tree.

So satisfied with completing this arduous task, he has found new ambition and informed me he will soon reorganize our bookshelves, which he has been asking me to do since, oh, about the time we moved in (in 2007).

Calling his bluff, I asked him how he is going to reorganize.

“Well, to start, nonfiction will be organized by category.”

“Oh really? So we’ll have a two-book section on cats? A one-book section on Scottish people? A three-book section about the CIA?”

“No, we’re going to have a 50-book section about the book collections of crazy women.”

Jerk.

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