Mixing metaphors
This is hysterical. I found the link on Fark and of course clicked right on it because, you know, I’ve been marrried all of two months now and this problem could be right around the corner.
The article isn’t really all that earth shattering, until you get to the last couple of paragraphs. At first, I thought “erecting a telecommunications tower” was euphamistic. Then I wondered if the erector was building said tower in order to create a new environment in which to shake up his marital sex life. It took me a couple of minutes to realize there must have been some problem with two online articles bleeding into each other.