{"id":96,"date":"2005-11-01T13:39:55","date_gmt":"2005-11-01T20:39:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=96"},"modified":"2005-11-01T13:40:40","modified_gmt":"2005-11-01T20:40:40","slug":"96","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=96","title":{"rendered":"Falling elephants and the stupid things they do on their way down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My sophomore year in college, I lived next door to a girl named Tina who was the only Young Republican I knew. When the Republicans took over Congress in that year&#8217;s &#8220;Republican Wave&#8221; election, she was elated. She kept saying things like &#8220;We did it!&#8221; and &#8220;We&#8217;ve taken back what&#8217;s ours.&#8221; And even though I was fairly liberal, I thought it was a good thing, too. I believed that because we had a Democrat in the White House, it was good to have a balance by keeping the legislative branch a little more Conservative. It meant that it was harder to pass laws, but it also meant that most Americans were being represented at that high level.<\/p>\n<p>So now we have a Conservative (passionate or otherwise) in the Big House, oh, I mean, White House and a Republican-run House and Senate. And every media outlet I&#8217;ve been paying attention to lately (which, I&#8217;ll admit, hasn&#8217;t been as many as usual since I&#8217;ve been a bit distracted with other things) has a poll showing that if the elections were today, we&#8217;d elect a Democrat president. And that we can all expect a &#8220;Democratic Wave&#8221; in the 2006 elections.<\/p>\n<p>So what does Georgie do when it comes time to nominate a Supreme Court judge? He finds Mr. Conservative. A man whose college professors claim to know he was going to be a big right-winger. You know that old saying about how if you&#8217;re 20 and not a Democrat, you have no heart and if you&#8217;re 40 and not a Republican, you have no mind? Well, I fear people who were Republicans in college. I digress.<\/p>\n<p>What I find most frustrating and fascinating about Bush&#8217;s nomination of Alito is how it demonstrates his seemingly insatiable desire to divide this country. Bush&#8217;s approval ratings are dismal. His cronies are being fucking INDICTED. We are still reeling from the SNAFU of Katrina. If given the opportunity, 60% of Americans would vote for a Democrat, ANY Democrat, over him. And yet, he still has the balls to nominate a man who he knows will drive the wedge between Red and Blue states even deeper.<\/p>\n<p>And you know what? This guy will be confirmed. He&#8217;s qualified. He&#8217;s likely done nothing illegal or unethical enough to prevent it. We can go ahead and kiss civil rights, women&#8217;s rights, privacy, and all those other things we crazy, fucked-up commy liberals hold dear. <\/p>\n<p>Bush claims to care about America and Americans, but I don&#8217;t see any evidence of that in his latest actions. If he did care, he&#8217;d have worked a little harder to find someone a little less polarizing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sophomore year in college, I lived next door to a girl named Tina who was the only Young Republican I knew. When the Republicans took over Congress in that year&#8217;s &#8220;Republican Wave&#8221; election, she was elated. She kept saying things like &#8220;We did it!&#8221; and &#8220;We&#8217;ve taken back what&#8217;s ours.&#8221; And even though I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}