{"id":69,"date":"2005-09-21T09:21:52","date_gmt":"2005-09-21T16:21:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=69"},"modified":"2005-09-21T09:22:36","modified_gmt":"2005-09-21T16:22:36","slug":"you-might-want-to-sit-down-for-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=69","title":{"rendered":"You might want to sit down for this"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='\/wp-content\/democrat.jpg' alt='' \/><\/p>\n<p>I know this could be shocking to some of you, but it turns out I&#8217;m a Democrat. I know. I know. Try to calm yourself. <\/p>\n<p>I was on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.isorg.com\">Izzy&#8217;s<\/a> site yesterday and found a link to this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/politics\">quiz<\/a>. It helps you determine which political party you share values with. Once you take the quiz, you can play with all kinds of cool features like mapping yourself on a graph of famous people. Me? I&#8217;m hangin&#8217; in Robert Redford, Hillary Clinton, and Mikhail Gorbechev&#8217;s neighborhood. What a block party that would be! <\/p>\n<p>Go take it. Then come back and tell me where you stand.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/politics\">OK Cupid&#8217;s Politics Test<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know this could be shocking to some of you, but it turns out I&#8217;m a Democrat. I know. I know. Try to calm yourself. I was on Izzy&#8217;s site yesterday and found a link to this quiz. It helps you determine which political party you share values with. Once you take the quiz, you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}