{"id":68,"date":"2005-09-20T09:15:31","date_gmt":"2005-09-20T16:15:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=68"},"modified":"2005-09-20T09:15:31","modified_gmt":"2005-09-20T16:15:31","slug":"mash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=68","title":{"rendered":"MASH"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='\/wp-content\/shack.jpg' alt='' \/><\/p>\n<p>Remember when you were 10 and desperately needed to know what your adult life had in store? You had a few options then: 1. your Magic 8 Ball, 2. twisting the stem of your apple to determine the first initial of your future spouse&#8217;s name, 3. MASH.<\/p>\n<p>Well, the precognitive devices of 1986 and the age of the internet have combined to give us this new tool: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.playmash.com\/\">MASH<\/a> online.<\/p>\n<p>According to this clairvoyant wonder, I am going to marry Jon, drive a black BMW, and be a writer. Unfortunately, we will have no kids and will live in a shack in North Carolina. I&#8217;m not sure how we can afford a Beamer if we live in a shack. Maybe Hurricane Ophelia tore our future house apart or something. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.playmash.com\/\">Play MASH<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember when you were 10 and desperately needed to know what your adult life had in store? You had a few options then: 1. your Magic 8 Ball, 2. twisting the stem of your apple to determine the first initial of your future spouse&#8217;s name, 3. MASH. Well, the precognitive devices of 1986 and the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}