{"id":62,"date":"2005-09-13T08:40:51","date_gmt":"2005-09-13T15:40:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=62"},"modified":"2005-09-13T11:37:25","modified_gmt":"2005-09-13T18:37:25","slug":"ways-to-annoy-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=62","title":{"rendered":"Ways to annoy me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='\/wp-content\/bigsuv.jpg' alt='' \/><\/p>\n<p>One of the most sure fire ways to piss me off is to park your ginormous SUV in the spot next to me clearly marked &#8220;COMPACT.&#8221; This happens to me at work, it happens to me at the grocery store. It makes it nearly impossible for me to get into my car. It seems to me we need a little re-education on the word &#8220;compact.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My car, a VW GTI, is compact. Minis? Yes, compact. Subaru Outbacks? Debatable, but I&#8217;m leaning toward compact. Honda Civics, yes. Honda Accords, maybe not. Trucks? NO. SUVs? Never. Your Hummer? What makes you think I won&#8217;t cut you?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not even in a bad mood. The sun is shining, work is awesome right now, I slept really well last night. But I swear, the next SUV that parks next to me in a compact spot and forces me to get into my car via the passenger-side door is getting fucking KEYED. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the most sure fire ways to piss me off is to park your ginormous SUV in the spot next to me clearly marked &#8220;COMPACT.&#8221; This happens to me at work, it happens to me at the grocery store. It makes it nearly impossible for me to get into my car. It seems to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}