{"id":551,"date":"2011-02-10T12:25:19","date_gmt":"2011-02-10T19:25:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=551"},"modified":"2011-02-10T12:25:19","modified_gmt":"2011-02-10T19:25:19","slug":"a-not-particularly-profound-epiphany","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=551","title":{"rendered":"A not particularly profound epiphany"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last weekend, we adopted a six-year-old Cocker Spaniel from the Oregon Humane Society. He&#8217;s a total muffin and, so far, I really enjoy having a dog. This morning, I had a funny realization.<\/p>\n<p>This dog&#8217;s name is Jordan (we didn&#8217;t name him). The kitty I adopted when I was 21 was named Niles. Remove one &#8220;s&#8221; and the animals I&#8217;ve owned as an adult have something funny in common: both have river names. <\/p>\n<p>So now, I&#8217;m thinking of getting a fish and naming it Congo. Or maybe a pet bunny named Danube.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last weekend, we adopted a six-year-old Cocker Spaniel from the Oregon Humane Society. He&#8217;s a total muffin and, so far, I really enjoy having a dog. This morning, I had a funny realization. This dog&#8217;s name is Jordan (we didn&#8217;t name him). The kitty I adopted when I was 21 was named Niles. Remove one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=551"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}