{"id":540,"date":"2010-01-05T12:16:57","date_gmt":"2010-01-05T19:16:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=540"},"modified":"2010-01-05T12:18:48","modified_gmt":"2010-01-05T19:18:48","slug":"34","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=540","title":{"rendered":"34"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When, as a kid, I pictured myself as a grown up, I envisioned a mature, pretty lady wearing a nice sweaters and slacks with killer boots, working at a cool job, being deeply in love with an attractive blonde man, and carrying a baby on her hip. And this grown up I pictured was always 34.<\/p>\n<p>Some people have the &#8220;scary age.&#8221; I don&#8217;t know that I have one of those, but I have always thought that when I hit 34, I&#8217;d be a grown up. I&#8217;d be that vision I carried in my head of the put-together, professional, happy mom and wife.<\/p>\n<p>Greg&#8217;s not blonde and I rarely look &#8220;put together&#8221; (at least not on days when it rains and my hair turns into a frizzy mess before I&#8217;ve walked through the office door), but the rest of it is pretty close.<\/p>\n<p>So today, on my 34th birthday, I am filled with gratitude, love, and a bit of smug satisfaction that the image of adulthood I&#8217;ve had my entire life has almost completely come true. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When, as a kid, I pictured myself as a grown up, I envisioned a mature, pretty lady wearing a nice sweaters and slacks with killer boots, working at a cool job, being deeply in love with an attractive blonde man, and carrying a baby on her hip. And this grown up I pictured was always [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}