{"id":490,"date":"2008-11-14T10:32:05","date_gmt":"2008-11-14T17:32:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=490"},"modified":"2008-11-14T10:32:05","modified_gmt":"2008-11-14T17:32:05","slug":"i-know-this-is-grossbear-with-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=490","title":{"rendered":"I know this is gross&#8230;bear with me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Signe woke up yesterday with a snotty little nose. I tried to suck out as much of the green goo as possible with a bulb syringe, but there was some stubborn stuff up there. <\/p>\n<p>It was clearly bugging Sig, so I really wanted to get it. I pondered maybe using a Q-tip or something, but decided against it for fear of hurting her. <\/p>\n<p>As she fell asleep in my arms, she rested her little hand on her little face, and that&#8217;s when I noticed that her fingers are just the right size to get at the boogies. I didn&#8217;t force her to pick her own nose, of course, but I did have this little epiphaneous question come to mind: <\/p>\n<p>If God didn&#8217;t want us to pick our own noses, why did he make our fingers the perfect size to do it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Signe woke up yesterday with a snotty little nose. I tried to suck out as much of the green goo as possible with a bulb syringe, but there was some stubborn stuff up there. It was clearly bugging Sig, so I really wanted to get it. I pondered maybe using a Q-tip or something, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=490"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}