{"id":457,"date":"2008-07-01T09:18:30","date_gmt":"2008-07-01T16:18:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=457"},"modified":"2008-07-01T09:18:30","modified_gmt":"2008-07-01T16:18:30","slug":"i-know-ive-beaten-this-dead-horse-bloody-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=457","title":{"rendered":"I know I&#8217;ve beaten this dead horse bloody, but&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Instead of tougher limits on giving <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oregonlive.com\/politics\/oregonian\/index.ssf?\/base\/news\/1214628912308650.xml&#038;coll=7\">drivers&#8217; licenses to illegal immigrants<\/a>, you know what I&#8217;d like to see? Mandatory drivers ed for anyone seeking to drive in Oregon. <\/p>\n<p>You can show me all the birth certificates, immigration papers, or passports you want, pal. But until you can prove that you know what turn signals are for or how to navigate a 4-way stop, you don&#8217;t deserve to drive in my presence.<\/p>\n<p>Hmph.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Instead of tougher limits on giving drivers&#8217; licenses to illegal immigrants, you know what I&#8217;d like to see? Mandatory drivers ed for anyone seeking to drive in Oregon. You can show me all the birth certificates, immigration papers, or passports you want, pal. But until you can prove that you know what turn signals are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=457"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}