{"id":446,"date":"2008-05-27T16:24:54","date_gmt":"2008-05-27T23:24:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=446"},"modified":"2008-05-27T16:25:31","modified_gmt":"2008-05-27T23:25:31","slug":"im-a-cliche-and-im-ok-with-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=446","title":{"rendered":"I’m a cliche, and I’m OK with that."},"content":{"rendered":"

You know you’re pregnant when you dream about going to Dairy Queen with your husband, ordering a Blizzard to share, realizing the large Blizzard isn’t large enough for you both, and deciding to order another one for yourself. <\/p>\n

When you wake up with your stomach growling from the anticipation, which will, sadly, not <\/em>be satisfied unless you either wake up your husband or drive yourself to the first 24-hour Dairy Queen you can find, you realize that all those jokes about late night pregnancy cravings weren’t bullshit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You know you’re pregnant when you dream about going to Dairy Queen with your husband, ordering a Blizzard to share, realizing the large Blizzard isn’t large enough for you both, and deciding to order another one for yourself. When you wake up with your stomach growling from the anticipation, which will, sadly, not be satisfied […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=446"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}