{"id":443,"date":"2008-05-17T19:40:05","date_gmt":"2008-05-18T02:40:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=443"},"modified":"2008-05-17T22:04:21","modified_gmt":"2008-05-18T05:04:21","slug":"big-beautifultoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=443","title":{"rendered":"Big, Beautiful…Toes"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s hot, which, when you’re six months pregnant, means everything is swelling. I’ve taken off my rings and am drinking as much water as I can. Still my ankles and feet look like someone actually inflated them. <\/p>\n

As I sit here watching TV with a fan blowing on me and my feet elevated on GTB’s lap, my beloved husband has noticed how large my pretty little feet have become. When I ask him if he sees how fat my toes are, he says, “They’re not fat, they’re Rubenesque.”<\/p>\n

Strangely, that doesn’t make me feel better. Nice try though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s hot, which, when you’re six months pregnant, means everything is swelling. I’ve taken off my rings and am drinking as much water as I can. Still my ankles and feet look like someone actually inflated them. As I sit here watching TV with a fan blowing on me and my feet elevated on GTB’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}