To: All Oregon Drivers<\/p>\n
From: The Girl at Hickopolis<\/p>\n
Re: Terwilliger Curves Reader Board on northbound Interstate 5<\/p>\n
Please be advised: when above-mentioned reader board is lit up with a message, you are allowed to read it as you drive. It is not required that you slam on your brakes. The fact that there are words on the board does not necessarily indicate an accident up ahead. In fact, more often than not, the information on that board is about an accident at least ten miles from that location, usually on another highway. <\/p>\n
If, on the other hand, you feel the need to slow down because you are incapable of reading<\/p>\n
Crash on northbound Hiwy 30
\nnorth of Scappoose
\nTrucks use I-5 <\/p>\n
without slowing down to a near crawl, there is something wrong with your vision. Please drive straight home, cut up your license, and donate your car to Dove Lewis. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
To: All Oregon Drivers From: The Girl at Hickopolis Re: Terwilliger Curves Reader Board on northbound Interstate 5 Please be advised: when above-mentioned reader board is lit up with a message, you are allowed to read it as you drive. It is not required that you slam on your brakes. The fact that there are […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}