{"id":435,"date":"2008-04-23T10:18:49","date_gmt":"2008-04-23T17:18:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=435"},"modified":"2008-04-23T10:18:49","modified_gmt":"2008-04-23T17:18:49","slug":"bananas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=435","title":{"rendered":"Bananas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to <a href=\"http:\/\/jezebel.com\/383026\/want-a-baby-boy-eat-a-burger-for-breakfast\">this<\/a>, Signe is a Signe (and not a Henry) because when she was conceived I was on Weight Watchers and didn&#8217;t eat bananas because they are two points and every other fruit is one point. <\/p>\n<p>I kinda liked it better when I got to put the responsibility for determining the sex of our child on GTB. <\/p>\n<p>Bananas. Who knew?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to this, Signe is a Signe (and not a Henry) because when she was conceived I was on Weight Watchers and didn&#8217;t eat bananas because they are two points and every other fruit is one point. I kinda liked it better when I got to put the responsibility for determining the sex of our [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/435"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=435"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/435\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}