{"id":427,"date":"2008-03-25T12:04:32","date_gmt":"2008-03-25T19:04:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=427"},"modified":"2008-03-25T12:04:32","modified_gmt":"2008-03-25T19:04:32","slug":"cruel-and-unusualbut-kinda-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=427","title":{"rendered":"Cruel and unusual&#8230;but kinda funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.justsayhi.com\/bb\/fight5\" style=\"display: block; background: url(http:\/\/assets.justsayhi.com\/badges\/414\/973\/fight5.gcmwmortot.jpg) no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;\">14<\/a><\/p>\n<p>It would be more, but I&#8217;m &#8220;morally opposed to using children as weapons.&#8221; And I guess because my arms are short.<\/p>\n<p>How&#8217;s your score?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>14 It would be more, but I&#8217;m &#8220;morally opposed to using children as weapons.&#8221; And I guess because my arms are short. How&#8217;s your score?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/427"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=427"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/427\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}