{"id":410,"date":"2008-02-05T15:28:44","date_gmt":"2008-02-05T22:28:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=410"},"modified":"2008-02-05T15:29:19","modified_gmt":"2008-02-05T22:29:19","slug":"putting-the-fat-in-fat-tuesday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=410","title":{"rendered":"Putting the fat in Fat Tuesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is Fat Tuesday and I&#8217;d usually be gorging myself on whatever it is I&#8217;ve decided to give up for the next forty days. But this year, as I contemplated what I&#8217;d like to sacrifice, I remembered that I&#8217;ve already sworn off some of my favorite things for the next 30+ weeks.<\/p>\n<p>So since I&#8217;ve given up coffee, alcohol, sushi, soft cheese, and turkey sandwiches (to say nothing of my newly svelte body) until well past September, I&#8217;m letting myself off the hook this Lent.<\/p>\n<p>Seems fair, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is Fat Tuesday and I&#8217;d usually be gorging myself on whatever it is I&#8217;ve decided to give up for the next forty days. But this year, as I contemplated what I&#8217;d like to sacrifice, I remembered that I&#8217;ve already sworn off some of my favorite things for the next 30+ weeks. So since I&#8217;ve [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}