{"id":386,"date":"2007-10-01T09:10:28","date_gmt":"2007-10-01T16:10:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=386"},"modified":"2007-10-01T09:10:28","modified_gmt":"2007-10-01T16:10:28","slug":"weeeeee-caaaaaarrrrre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=386","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Weeeeee caaaaaarrrrre&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='\/wp-content\/carebear.jpg' alt='' \/><\/p>\n<p>Holy shit. I&#8217;m old. And kind of a sap, apparently. (If you get the reference in the title to this post, you&#8217;re an old sap, too.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/seattletimes.nwsource.com\/html\/living\/2003911307_carebears01.html\">At 25, Care Bears get a new attitude<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy shit. I&#8217;m old. And kind of a sap, apparently. (If you get the reference in the title to this post, you&#8217;re an old sap, too.) At 25, Care Bears get a new attitude<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}