{"id":349,"date":"2007-05-31T13:57:40","date_gmt":"2007-05-31T20:57:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=349"},"modified":"2007-05-31T13:58:46","modified_gmt":"2007-05-31T20:58:46","slug":"greetings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=349","title":{"rendered":"Greetings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='\/wp-content\/ryancard.jpg' alt='' \/> <\/p>\n<p>This afternoon, my friend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nothingbutgreenlights.com\/news.html\">Ryan <\/a>(we call him Cute Young Ryan, for obvious reasons) sent me the above card. I laughed my ass off and then checked out the rest of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.someecards.com\/upload\/confession\/index.html?ep=53\">website<\/a>. You should do the same. <\/p>\n<p>One of my personal faves is the one that says, &#8220;I send pointless emails late at night to impress my coworkers.&#8221; Classic.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.someecards.com\/\">Someecards.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This afternoon, my friend Ryan (we call him Cute Young Ryan, for obvious reasons) sent me the above card. I laughed my ass off and then checked out the rest of the website. You should do the same. One of my personal faves is the one that says, &#8220;I send pointless emails late at night [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}