{"id":282,"date":"2006-11-27T16:28:25","date_gmt":"2006-11-27T23:28:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=282"},"modified":"2006-11-27T16:31:21","modified_gmt":"2006-11-27T23:31:21","slug":"winter-storm-of-catostrophic-proportions-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=282","title":{"rendered":"Winter Storm of Catastrophic Proportions 2006!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know it&#8217;s a cliche to say that Pacific Northwest newscasters make huge fucking mountains out of the eensy weensiest weather molehills. So I won&#8217;t go there.<\/p>\n<p>But when they are predicting that your area might, I say again MIGHT, get a &#8220;dusting&#8221; of snow overnight and then put an article called &#8220;Snow Survival Tips&#8221; on their website, they are taking hyperbole to all new heights.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, also, &#8220;Officials said sidewalk snow shoveling was up to residents.&#8221; What exactly will we be shoveling?<\/p>\n<p>Get these poor weathermen some Paxil!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kgw.com\/news-local\/stories\/kgw_112706_wx_new_snow.2e90684a.html\">City Mobilized to Tackle Snow and Ice<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know it&#8217;s a cliche to say that Pacific Northwest newscasters make huge fucking mountains out of the eensy weensiest weather molehills. So I won&#8217;t go there. But when they are predicting that your area might, I say again MIGHT, get a &#8220;dusting&#8221; of snow overnight and then put an article called &#8220;Snow Survival Tips&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=282"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}