{"id":25,"date":"2005-07-30T11:23:02","date_gmt":"2005-07-30T18:23:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=25"},"modified":"2005-08-26T08:31:17","modified_gmt":"2005-08-26T15:31:17","slug":"schmuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=25","title":{"rendered":"Schmuck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My mom attended the funeral of her best, childhood friend yesterday. Back in Seattle after, we were on our way to dinner with BFE and I was scanning the radio for something I could listen to that didn&#8217;t make me want to run other people over in mom&#8217;s SUV. I found a song that reminded me so much of college that I had to turn it up and sing as loudly as I could. You would probably recognize the song too; it was all over the radio and MTV circa 1995. The chorus goes like this:<\/p>\n<p>Well, I know you&#8217;re looking down on me from heaven,<br \/>\nlike so many friends we&#8217;ve lost along the way.<br \/>\nAnd I know eventually we&#8217;ll be together,<br \/>\nOne sweet day.<\/p>\n<p>I was really getting into it. Hand gestures and everything. It wasn&#8217;t until the word &#8220;sweet&#8221; in the last line that I realized how inappropriate a song it was on the day mom said goodbye to her oldest and dearest friend. At &#8220;sweet,&#8221; I changed the station as quickly as I could and felt myself choking up. I couldn&#8217;t even apologize to mom because I was starting to cry so hard. Once I could muster a &#8220;I&#8217;m so sorry. What a horrible song to make you listen to today,&#8221; I looked over at mom and saw tears streaming down her face. She said, &#8220;I didn&#8217;t want to say anything. You were having such a good time.&#8221; And we both started laughing.<\/p>\n<p>I felt so bad about it that I took her to the Tin Hat and got her kind of drunk. I know that doesn&#8217;t make up for my faux pas, but, damn Gina, it sure was fun to see her drink three Gin and Tonics.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mom attended the funeral of her best, childhood friend yesterday. Back in Seattle after, we were on our way to dinner with BFE and I was scanning the radio for something I could listen to that didn&#8217;t make me want to run other people over in mom&#8217;s SUV. I found a song that reminded [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}