{"id":130,"date":"2005-12-22T12:19:26","date_gmt":"2005-12-22T19:19:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=130"},"modified":"2005-12-22T12:25:36","modified_gmt":"2005-12-22T19:25:36","slug":"the-girl-is-audi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=130","title":{"rendered":"The Girl is Audi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m just a few, short hours away from hitting I-5 to Portland. I&#8217;ll be splitting my time between there and Hometown, and thus between GTB and the fam, for the next five days. Unless something momentous occurs, I likely won&#8217;t post again until I return. If you are lost in a world of meaningless drudgery without my daily maniacal ravings, go read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonmulgrew.com\/index2.php\">Jason Mulgrew<\/a>. He&#8217;s everything I wish I was as a blog writer: fucking hilarious, totally self-deprecating, but still oddly attractive.<\/p>\n<p>Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukkah, And a blessed Kwanzaa to you and yours!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m just a few, short hours away from hitting I-5 to Portland. I&#8217;ll be splitting my time between there and Hometown, and thus between GTB and the fam, for the next five days. Unless something momentous occurs, I likely won&#8217;t post again until I return. If you are lost in a world of meaningless drudgery [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}