Over breakfast Sunday morning, The Boy asked, “Are you label-phobic?” I was stuffing a really good omlette down my throat at the time and didn’t hear him clearly. “What?” I asked. “Do you have a phobia of labels?” he repeated. <\/p>\n
“Is he talking about fashion?” I wondered to myself. I mean, he is a snazzier dresser than I am. Then it dawned on me. “Oh, do you mean you and me?” <\/p>\n
He was. So I rattled off something about how, as an organized person, of course I love labels, I love putting things in their categories, and doesn’t he know this about me? He said, “I don’t know. Some people get freaked out about that kind of thing.” <\/p>\n
“No, I’m not afraid of labels.” I assured him. “Did you want me to call you my boyfriend?”<\/p>\n
“Only if I can call you my girlfriend,” he responded. <\/p>\n
And so, I left for Portland Friday night to visit the guy I am dating and came back Sunday afternoon from visiting my boyfriend. Good weekend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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