{"id":92,"date":"2005-10-19T14:29:30","date_gmt":"2005-10-19T21:29:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=92"},"modified":"2005-10-19T14:29:30","modified_gmt":"2005-10-19T21:29:30","slug":"he-likes-big-butts-orbutts-anyway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=92","title":{"rendered":"He likes big butts, or…butts anyway"},"content":{"rendered":"

Every once in a while (OK, I admit, it’s every day) I check my stats to see how many people are reading my offerings of way too much info. Joe<\/a> set up a really cool page for me so I can see where people are linking from, what languge their computers are set in, and, most interestingly, what search string led them to my site. Apparently, my post about the Arcade Fire concert<\/a> gets me a lot of hits because the title included the phrase “big cans.” And I don’t even wanna know the person who came over to my site because they were looking for “deviated septum images.” But it’s still interesting reading.<\/p>\n

So there’s this guy–at least, I hope it’s a guy–in Hawaii who takes pictures of girls’ butts and puts them on his blog. He seems to be pretty new, as he only has a few posts so far. Why do I mention him to you? Is it a personal favor to Jeff and Not Cool? No, I’m telling you about it because he links to me. And I can tell that people who are going to his site are using that link BIG TIME. <\/p>\n

So, um, thanks, Hawaiian Guy Who Is Maybe a Little Too Into Butts! I knew talking about my ass would pay off eventually.<\/p>\n

Oahu Okole<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Every once in a while (OK, I admit, it’s every day) I check my stats to see how many people are reading my offerings of way too much info. Joe set up a really cool page for me so I can see where people are linking from, what languge their computers are set in, and, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}