{"id":85,"date":"2005-10-12T09:17:28","date_gmt":"2005-10-12T16:17:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=85"},"modified":"2005-10-12T09:18:28","modified_gmt":"2005-10-12T16:18:28","slug":"walruses-and-asian-men-and-erectionsoh-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=85","title":{"rendered":"Walruses and Asian men and erections&#8230;Oh my!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='\/wp-content\/walrus.jpg' alt='' \/><\/p>\n<p>When I first saw the headline for this <a href=\"http:\/\/archives.seattletimes.nwsource.com\/cgi-bin\/texis.cgi\/web\/vortex\/display?slug=webviagrawildlife11&#038;date=20051011&#038;query=viagra+wildlife\">article<\/a>, I thought for sure that it was going to be several hundred words about how middle-aged men are getting laid more, thanks to Viagra, and consequently they aren&#8217;t hunting and fishing as much. Thus saving several wild species from possible endangerment.<\/p>\n<p>What a silly Girl I am! It&#8217;s not about that at all. It&#8217;s about a study two Alaskan men did proving that men in Hong Kong are using Viagra instead of Walrus semen (or something gross like that) to get hard-ons. And this, in turn, is keeping the walruses, and their semen, safely out of harm&#8217;s way. Isn&#8217;t that sweet? Aren&#8217;t we all a little better off knowing that? I think so, too.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/archives.seattletimes.nwsource.com\/cgi-bin\/texis.cgi\/web\/vortex\/display?slug=webviagrawildlife11&#038;date=20051011&#038;query=viagra+wildlife\">Viagra may be unintended wildlife conservation tool, study finds<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I first saw the headline for this article, I thought for sure that it was going to be several hundred words about how middle-aged men are getting laid more, thanks to Viagra, and consequently they aren&#8217;t hunting and fishing as much. Thus saving several wild species from possible endangerment. What a silly Girl I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}