{"id":545,"date":"2010-11-09T14:34:38","date_gmt":"2010-11-09T21:34:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=545"},"modified":"2010-11-09T14:34:38","modified_gmt":"2010-11-09T21:34:38","slug":"a-detail-oriented-self-starter-with-absolutely-no-proofreading-skills","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=545","title":{"rendered":"A detail-oriented self-starter with absolutely no proofreading skills"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I recently got a little promotion at work. Mostly, it&#8217;s a title change, because with the economy being what it is, a pay raise was out of the question. But I&#8217;m still excited about it, so I ordered new business cards with aplomb.<\/p>\n<p>Now, it&#8217;s rare that anyone asks for my business card. And because I have moved offices three times in the past five years, I&#8217;ve never gone through an entire box before it&#8217;s time to reorder more so I can change the address and phone number. With this last move and promotion, I decided to just put my email address, cell phone number, and new title. If we move again, my biz cards will still work and I might actually hand out all 1,000 of them.<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes ago, I was showing the new card to a work friend when I saw this:<\/p>\n<p>The Girl<br \/>\nMarketing &#038; Communicatios Manager<\/p>\n<p>In case you missed it,  I misspelled communications.  I so clearly deserved that promotion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I recently got a little promotion at work. Mostly, it&#8217;s a title change, because with the economy being what it is, a pay raise was out of the question. But I&#8217;m still excited about it, so I ordered new business cards with aplomb. Now, it&#8217;s rare that anyone asks for my business card. And because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=545"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}