{"id":516,"date":"2009-05-11T09:34:08","date_gmt":"2009-05-11T16:34:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=516"},"modified":"2009-05-11T09:34:08","modified_gmt":"2009-05-11T16:34:08","slug":"mommies-in-washington","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=516","title":{"rendered":"Mommies in Washington"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2009\/LIVING\/worklife\/05\/08\/congress.babies\/index.html?eref=rss_topstories\">this<\/a>. I&#8217;m now done pumping at work, but when I was, I lived in near-constant fear that one of my coworkers would walk in mid-pump. Can you imagine worrying that Hatch or Santorum might inadvertently catch a glimpse of your boob in the Congressional Reading Room?! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love this. I&#8217;m now done pumping at work, but when I was, I lived in near-constant fear that one of my coworkers would walk in mid-pump. Can you imagine worrying that Hatch or Santorum might inadvertently catch a glimpse of your boob in the Congressional Reading Room?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}