{"id":507,"date":"2009-03-02T10:38:47","date_gmt":"2009-03-02T17:38:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=507"},"modified":"2009-03-02T10:38:47","modified_gmt":"2009-03-02T17:38:47","slug":"bummer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=507","title":{"rendered":"Bummer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you ask me, it&#8217;s because our main body of water, the muddy Willamette River, looks like it&#8217;s just a big shit flow. But, ya know, maybe that&#8217;s just me.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oregonlive.com\/news\/index.ssf\/2009\/03\/business_week_ranks_portland_a.html\">BusinessWeek ranks Portland at top of &#8220;unhappiest cities&#8221; list<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you ask me, it&#8217;s because our main body of water, the muddy Willamette River, looks like it&#8217;s just a big shit flow. But, ya know, maybe that&#8217;s just me. BusinessWeek ranks Portland at top of &#8220;unhappiest cities&#8221; list<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=507"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}