{"id":494,"date":"2008-11-28T22:19:16","date_gmt":"2008-11-29T05:19:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=494"},"modified":"2008-11-28T22:20:15","modified_gmt":"2008-11-29T05:20:15","slug":"baby-weight-and-the-muppets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=494","title":{"rendered":"Baby Weight and the Muppets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I gained A LOT of weight when I was pregnant. 60 pounds to be exact. I didn&#8217;t go too crazy with the eatin&#8217; and yet, the weight just piled on. I wasn&#8217;t too worried about it, nor was my doctor, since I&#8217;d lost a bunch of weight right before I got pregnant and I was confident I&#8217;d be able to do it again.<\/p>\n<p>Three months after birthin&#8217; this baby, I&#8217;m down about 35 pounds. 25 more and I&#8217;ll be at a weight I&#8217;m really happy with, though ten more pounds than that and I&#8217;d be ecstatic. That said, I&#8217;ve been told not to expect those final 10 pounds to go away until after I&#8217;m done breastfeeding.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway&#8230;I was talking with GTB about how I&#8217;m looking forward to getting back to a svelter version of myself. &#8220;I&#8217;m tired of being Miss Piggy to your Kermit,&#8221; I told him.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah well, if I keep eating the way I have been,&#8221; GTB responded, &#8220;I&#8217;m going to be Snuffleupagus to your Elmo.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I gained A LOT of weight when I was pregnant. 60 pounds to be exact. I didn&#8217;t go too crazy with the eatin&#8217; and yet, the weight just piled on. I wasn&#8217;t too worried about it, nor was my doctor, since I&#8217;d lost a bunch of weight right before I got pregnant and I was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}