{"id":449,"date":"2008-06-03T15:08:20","date_gmt":"2008-06-03T22:08:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=449"},"modified":"2008-06-03T15:09:29","modified_gmt":"2008-06-03T22:09:29","slug":"little-linebacker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=449","title":{"rendered":"Little linebacker?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, GTB and I went to visit some friends who had their first baby on May 23. She is adorable, and tiny. She weighed exactly 7 pounds when she was born and being only a week old, she isn&#8217;t much bigger than that now. <\/p>\n<p>As we drove home, GTB kept talking about how little she is. Despite my assurances that she is perfectly average size for a newborn, he remained in a state of awe over her petiteness. This, of course, prompted a conversation about how big he thinks the Blueberry will be. &#8220;Huge,&#8221; was his response, if I recall correctly.<\/p>\n<p>A little background: GTB and I were both large newborns. I weighed 10 pounds 12 ounces (and yes, my mother did it completely drug free, because she&#8217;s a rock star) and he weighed over 9 pounds. So, if that sort of thing is herditary, we&#8217;re (or I should say <em>I&#8217;m<\/em> ) in for a whopper of a kid.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s huge?&#8221; I asked. &#8220;How much do you think she&#8217;ll weigh?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And so commenced our latest bet. $50 rides on whether she&#8217;ll be more or less than 9 pounds. Bigger than a breadbasket nets GTB a cool fifty bucks. Less heft means I win.<\/p>\n<p>So, what do you think? <\/p>\n<div class=\"TWIIGSPOLL\"> <script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/www.twiigs.com\/poll.js?pid=12667&#038;color=pink\"><\/script> <\/p>\n<div class=\"TWIIGSPOLLpolllink\" style=\"background-color: transparent; background-image: none; border-style: none; clear: none; display: block; float: none; position: static; visibility: visible; height: auto; line-height: normal; width: auto; margin-top: 10px; margin-right: 0; margin-bottom: 0; margin-left: 0; outline-style: none; padding-top: 0; padding-right: 0; padding-bottom: 0; padding-left: 0; clip: auto; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: baseline; z-index: auto; letter-spacing: normal; text-align: right; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0; text-shadow: none; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: normal;\"> <a class=\"TWIIGSPOLLmorelink\" href=\"http:\/\/www.twiigs.com\/poll\/Relationships\/Marriage\/12667\" style=\"background-color: transparent; background-image: none; border-style: none; clear: none; display: inline; float: none; position: static; visibility: visible; height: auto; line-height: normal; width: auto; margin-top: 0; margin-right: 0; margin-bottom: 0; margin-left: 0; outline-style: none; padding-top: 0; padding-right: 0; padding-bottom: 0; padding-left: 0; clip: auto; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: baseline; z-index: auto; letter-spacing: normal; text-align: left; text-indent: 0; text-shadow: none; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: normal; font-weight: bold;\">more at twiigs.com&#8230;<\/a> <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, GTB and I went to visit some friends who had their first baby on May 23. She is adorable, and tiny. She weighed exactly 7 pounds when she was born and being only a week old, she isn&#8217;t much bigger than that now. As we drove home, GTB kept talking about how little [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=449"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}