{"id":43,"date":"2005-08-23T16:00:41","date_gmt":"2005-08-23T23:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=43"},"modified":"2005-08-26T08:27:43","modified_gmt":"2005-08-26T15:27:43","slug":"nooooooooooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=43","title":{"rendered":"Nooooooooooo!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Apparently, Alias’ Jennifer Garner is trying to get Michael Vartan’s character killed off. (“Well, first of all, my name isn’t Michael Vaughn.”)<\/p>\n

I swear, if they do it, I’ll stop watching Alias AND Lost. And don’t even get me started on the MI:3 boycott I’d start.<\/p>\n

RALLY FOR DOOMED ‘ALIAS’ STAR<\/a><\/p>\n

Fortunately, there’s hope:<\/p>\n

Vartan’s Hos<\/a><\/p>\n

Just to be clear though, I’m no Ho, Vartan’s or otherwise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Apparently, Alias’ Jennifer Garner is trying to get Michael Vartan’s character killed off. (“Well, first of all, my name isn’t Michael Vaughn.”) I swear, if they do it, I’ll stop watching Alias AND Lost. And don’t even get me started on the MI:3 boycott I’d start. RALLY FOR DOOMED ‘ALIAS’ STAR Fortunately, there’s hope: Vartan’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}