This morning, GTB sent an email to his friends announcing that I’m preggo and that all is well so far. We received many congratulatory emails in return, but this one, from our friend Cowbelle, took the cake:<\/p>\n
Hi Baby B,<\/p>\n I’m your Aunt E! I’m going to be a really good influence on you. I’ll I’ll also (girl) introduce you to Ani DiFranco, teach you the Any questions that might come up about drugs, binge drinking or Looking forward to it, This morning, GTB sent an email to his friends announcing that I’m preggo and that all is well so far. We received many congratulatory emails in return, but this one, from our friend Cowbelle, took the cake: Hi Baby B, I’m your Aunt E! I’m going to be a really good influence on you. I’ll […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nbe the one who teaches you clever little swear words to say in public
\nwhen you’re about 2, teaches you how to drive like an east coaster and
\nexplains what pizza is really supposed to taste like.<\/p>\n
\nprinciple of “he’s just not that into you” or (boy) teach you the
\nmany, many virtues of being a NY Yankees fan.<\/p>\n
\n“hooking up” as we called it in my day, well, you just come to me.
\nBecause your parents *never* did that stuff.<\/p>\n
\nCowbelle<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"