{"id":374,"date":"2007-08-15T09:15:08","date_gmt":"2007-08-15T16:15:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=374"},"modified":"2007-08-15T09:16:56","modified_gmt":"2007-08-15T16:16:56","slug":"oh-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=374","title":{"rendered":"Oh, baby!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s probably the worst week imaginable for me to read <a href=\"http:\/\/articles.moneycentral.msn.com\/CollegeAndFamily\/RaiseKids\/RaisingYour290000Baby.aspx\">this article<\/a>, because I&#8217;m both baby-crazy and broke. Not that I&#8217;m planning on having a kid anytime real soon, but this freaks my shit out big time.<\/p>\n<p>I have had friends tell me that if you wait for the ideal conditions&#8211;including financial&#8211;to have a kid, you&#8217;ll never have one. I know it&#8217;s true. But reading that has made me seriously consider getting a second job. Or demanding that GTB get one. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m off to scour the web now for jobs that will pay me to be a prime-time TV watcher. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/articles.moneycentral.msn.com\/CollegeAndFamily\/RaiseKids\/RaisingYour290000Baby.aspx\">Raising your $290,000 baby<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s probably the worst week imaginable for me to read this article, because I&#8217;m both baby-crazy and broke. Not that I&#8217;m planning on having a kid anytime real soon, but this freaks my shit out big time. I have had friends tell me that if you wait for the ideal conditions&#8211;including financial&#8211;to have a kid, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=374"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}