{"id":35,"date":"2005-08-15T09:24:44","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T16:24:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=35"},"modified":"2005-08-15T09:24:44","modified_gmt":"2005-08-15T16:24:44","slug":"annuciation-has-no-place-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=35","title":{"rendered":"Annuciation has no place here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am a bit of a snob when it comes to language. Grammar, syntax, punctuation. I love it all. I think about it before I go to sleep at night. It&#8217;s part of what makes me both terribly interesting and horribly annoying. I&#8217;ve almost successfully kicked the habit of correcting people&#8217;s redundancies and use of the word &#8220;irregardless,&#8221; but I can&#8217;t help squirming in my seat when I hear them. I&#8217;m also a bit of an old lady regarding the pronunciation of words, to a fault. For instance, say &#8220;antifreeze&#8221; out loud. When you do, you probably say something like, &#8220;annifreeze.&#8221; Right? Well, I say &#8220;anTIEfreeze.&#8221; I didn&#8217;t even realize I did it until my sister pointed it out to me. And now I hear it with other words too. I say &#8220;EIther&#8221; instead of &#8220;EEther.&#8221; Stuff like that.<\/p>\n<p>So this weekend I went to a friend&#8217;s birthday party. It was hosted at this amazing house near Mt. Vernon and due to a shortage of beds, several of us slept in tents in the backyard. I borrowed Jeff&#8217;s deluxe sleeping bag and was looking forward to having my craving for sleeping in a tent appeased. Unfortunately, snoozing under the stars for one night made the craving even worse.<\/p>\n<p>On my way home, I was thinking about how much I want to go campin&#8217;, and I realized that I call it &#8220;campin&#8217;.&#8221; And the reason I do is exactly the reason I love it. Having an excuse to wear no makeup, put my hair in a ponytail for days in a row, live in jeans that are so stretched out they barely stay up. You can&#8217;t call that kind of living campinG. You have to call it campin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>What I&#8217;ve learned from this realization is that as hard core about language as I am, and as much as I love that that&#8217;s true about me, even I need a break from it sometimes. Which is why I&#8217;m going to take my next paycheck and buy a tent. I don&#8217;t care if I have to go alone, I&#8217;m going campin&#8217; again before the end of the summer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am a bit of a snob when it comes to language. Grammar, syntax, punctuation. I love it all. I think about it before I go to sleep at night. It&#8217;s part of what makes me both terribly interesting and horribly annoying. I&#8217;ve almost successfully kicked the habit of correcting people&#8217;s redundancies and use of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}