{"id":348,"date":"2007-05-31T13:21:28","date_gmt":"2007-05-31T20:21:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=348"},"modified":"2007-05-31T13:23:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-31T20:23:00","slug":"gaystray-rod","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=348","title":{"rendered":"Stray-Rod"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now that the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2007\/US\/05\/31\/delta.whales.ap\/index.html\">whale thing <\/a>is over, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/seven\/05302007\/news\/regionalnews\/hes_a_yankee_doodle_randy_regionalnews_dan_mangan.htm\">this <\/a>is my new favorite story. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d make some kind of joke here about how the buxom blonde is probably a PR ploy to get us believe A-Rod and Jeter are not&#8230;ahem&#8230;ya know, but that would be crass, and not really all that original anyway.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/seven\/05302007\/news\/regionalnews\/hes_a_yankee_doodle_randy_regionalnews_dan_mangan.htm\">A-ROD&#8217;S A YANKEE DOODLE RANDY<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now that the whale thing is over, this is my new favorite story. I&#8217;d make some kind of joke here about how the buxom blonde is probably a PR ploy to get us believe A-Rod and Jeter are not&#8230;ahem&#8230;ya know, but that would be crass, and not really all that original anyway. A-ROD&#8217;S A YANKEE [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}