{"id":347,"date":"2007-05-23T15:20:19","date_gmt":"2007-05-23T22:20:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=347"},"modified":"2007-05-23T15:21:05","modified_gmt":"2007-05-23T22:21:05","slug":"snack-lies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=347","title":{"rendered":"Snack Lies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my favorite workday-afternoon snacks is yogurt and trail mix. (What can I say? I live in Oregon.) My favorite used to be the combination of Trader Joe&#8217;s &#8220;Confetti&#8221; trail mix and their nonfat strawberry fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt. But they quit making Confetti and I was forced to develop warmish feelings for the &#8220;Sweet and Savory&#8221; mix. It&#8217;s fine, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, a week or so ago, I was at Safeway and found something that resembled the old Confetti mix, so I grabbed it. I was dumping a handful of it into my Tillamook strawberry yogurt (also good) a few minutes ago and noticed that it claims this on the label:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;All Natural Pacific Crest Mix: Thought to be one of Lewis &#038; Clark&#8217;s favorite. Instant energy for hiking, biking, and exploring.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mmm hmm, sure. Can&#8217;t you just see Meriwether chomping down on white chocolate chips and freeze-dried pineapples?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my favorite workday-afternoon snacks is yogurt and trail mix. (What can I say? I live in Oregon.) My favorite used to be the combination of Trader Joe&#8217;s &#8220;Confetti&#8221; trail mix and their nonfat strawberry fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt. But they quit making Confetti and I was forced to develop warmish feelings for the &#8220;Sweet and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}