{"id":345,"date":"2007-05-15T09:26:07","date_gmt":"2007-05-15T16:26:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=345"},"modified":"2007-05-15T09:26:07","modified_gmt":"2007-05-15T16:26:07","slug":"your-daily-dose-of-horseshit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=345","title":{"rendered":"Your Daily Dose of Horseshit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.oregonlive.com\/breakingnews\/2007\/05\/portland_drivers_are_most_cour.html\">this<\/a>, Portland has the most &#8220;courteous&#8221; drivers. Whatever that means. If you ask me, it means &#8220;the highest occurance of people who drive 50 mph in the fast lane.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>My favorite line from the article: &#8220;Portland drivers were the least likely to see other motorists tailgating on the roadways.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, those Portland drivers haven&#8217;t been in a car with or directly in front of GTB.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.oregonlive.com\/breakingnews\/2007\/05\/portland_drivers_are_most_cour.html\">Portland drivers are most courteous in the nation, survey finds<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to this, Portland has the most &#8220;courteous&#8221; drivers. Whatever that means. If you ask me, it means &#8220;the highest occurance of people who drive 50 mph in the fast lane.&#8221; My favorite line from the article: &#8220;Portland drivers were the least likely to see other motorists tailgating on the roadways.&#8221; Apparently, those Portland drivers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}