{"id":33,"date":"2005-08-11T16:55:38","date_gmt":"2005-08-11T23:55:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=33"},"modified":"2005-08-26T08:30:32","modified_gmt":"2005-08-26T15:30:32","slug":"crush-of-the-week-part-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=33","title":{"rendered":"Crush of the Week, part 4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This one is hopeless, which is what makes it a crush, I guess. I have a crush on a temporary IT guy here at work. He&#8217;s tall, has long hair, wears glasses, and is the right amount of skinny computer guy. I hadn&#8217;t seen him in a few days and figured he was gone, but then I heard three girls in the lunchroom talking about him and realized I might not be the only one with a thing for him. Then I saw him this afternoon, cute in his carharts and short-sleeved button-up. <\/p>\n<p>The rub: no, it isn&#8217;t that I work with him, though that would be bad enough. He&#8217;s married. <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t care what anyone says or thinks, I&#8217;m keeping the sticky note he left on my computer after fixing my Outlook while I was at lunch the other day. It said, &#8220;Happy emailing!&#8221; Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This one is hopeless, which is what makes it a crush, I guess. I have a crush on a temporary IT guy here at work. He&#8217;s tall, has long hair, wears glasses, and is the right amount of skinny computer guy. I hadn&#8217;t seen him in a few days and figured he was gone, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}