{"id":293,"date":"2006-12-22T10:14:33","date_gmt":"2006-12-22T17:14:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=293"},"modified":"2006-12-22T10:14:33","modified_gmt":"2006-12-22T17:14:33","slug":"the-boy-with-the-most-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=293","title":{"rendered":"The Boy with the Most Toys&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know I&#8217;m a total name dropper, right? Well, in the latest in a series on my brushes with fame, I give you my friend Jeff and his many iPods.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve always teased Jeffy about what a gadget boy he is. Who knew it would bring him fame? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/16267799\/\">This article <\/a>is so gonna get him laid.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/16267799\/\">For some, one iPod just isn&#8217;t enough<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know I&#8217;m a total name dropper, right? Well, in the latest in a series on my brushes with fame, I give you my friend Jeff and his many iPods. We&#8217;ve always teased Jeffy about what a gadget boy he is. Who knew it would bring him fame? This article is so gonna get him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=293"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}