{"id":254,"date":"2006-09-08T09:12:32","date_gmt":"2006-09-08T16:12:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=254"},"modified":"2006-09-08T09:12:32","modified_gmt":"2006-09-08T16:12:32","slug":"just-the-phrase-body-cavity-makes-me-throw-up-in-my-mouth-a-little","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=254","title":{"rendered":"Just the phrase &#8220;body cavity&#8221; makes me throw up in my mouth a little"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='\/wp-content\/phone.jpg' alt='' \/><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes, when you&#8217;re on the road and you see a guy talking on his cell phone and driving like a retard, don&#8217;t you feel like telling him to shove his phone up his ASS? Yeah, me too.<\/p>\n<p>It looks like these guys took us literally. Ewwwwwww!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/seattletimes.nwsource.com\/html\/nationworld\/2003248778_phones08.html\">Phones found inside Salvadoran inmates<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, when you&#8217;re on the road and you see a guy talking on his cell phone and driving like a retard, don&#8217;t you feel like telling him to shove his phone up his ASS? Yeah, me too. It looks like these guys took us literally. Ewwwwwww! Phones found inside Salvadoran inmates<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}