I don’t know why, perhaps it’s because I leave comments in places that web crawlers like, but I get about 30 spam comments a day. Most of the time, they are in Chinese characters and, not being a native speaker of Cantonese, I don’t even know how offended I should be. Othertimes they are in English and they say things like, “Gay face cum shot,” or “Cute girl ugly dog.” I know exactly how offended to be by those and they are deleted immediately. <\/p>\n
But there are a couple I get on a regular basis that crack me up. For instance, I love the guy who sends me comments that say, “Your site is google! Click here for a free sample of Lunestra.” <\/p>\n
I had no idea “google” had become an adjective. But, hey, when I think about it, I guess I am pretty google.<\/p>\n
Then there is this one: <\/p>\n
“This web-site is the coolest!
\nNow I dont have to feel so intimated by science!
\nYoure a genius! I think Ill visit this site often.”<\/p>\n
I’m not sure which of my posts explained science to this person, maybe it’s the one on Intelligent Design <\/a>or the Flying Spaghetti Monster<\/a>. But I’m glad I’m providing such an important community service. Now, if only my site could convey the wonders of apostrophe use.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I don’t know why, perhaps it’s because I leave comments in places that web crawlers like, but I get about 30 spam comments a day. Most of the time, they are in Chinese characters and, not being a native speaker of Cantonese, I don’t even know how offended I should be. Othertimes they are in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}