{"id":228,"date":"2006-07-06T08:30:03","date_gmt":"2006-07-06T15:30:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=228"},"modified":"2006-07-06T08:31:18","modified_gmt":"2006-07-06T15:31:18","slug":"mmmbeef","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=228","title":{"rendered":"Mmm&#8230;beef!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve had several people ask me how the meat-eating diet is going, so I thought I&#8217;d post an update.<\/p>\n<p>In short, it&#8217;s going well. I&#8217;m no longer sickened at the thought of choking down a piece of steak. In fact, I kind of crave it. Because it&#8217;s now summer, a.k.a barbeque season, we have been going to lots of backyard shindigs, invitations to which frequently read &#8220;bring something to grill, whatever you want to drink, and your fun little self.&#8221; GTB and I will stop at the store on our way to the shindig du jour and he&#8217;ll ask what I want to grill. I answer the same way every time, &#8220;A big slab of meat.&#8221; I hardly ever get a big slab of it, of course. More than likely, I&#8217;ll get some pre-marinated, ready-to-throw-on-the-barbie kabob. But the fact that I actually WANT to eat meat is a pretty big deal to me. Last weekend, I even tried lamb.<\/p>\n<p>The best part though is how good I feel and that I can see how its affecting my body. You know those mornings when you wake up all bloated and gross? I don&#8217;t have those anymore. And I now have days where I can actually feel my body eating its fat stores. A couple of weekends ago, I was having one of those days when I was out having breakfast with my sister. She offered me a bite of her toast and I thanked her but refused. She said, &#8220;Wow, good will power.&#8221; And I said, &#8220;Yeah, well, when your incentive is the constant thought of standing in front of everyone you know in a big, white, poofy dress, your will power goes up. Plus, whenever I get tempted, I think of the pooches of fat that are slowly but surely disappearing from my waist.&#8221; If I focus on my love handles, I can turn down just about any temptation. <\/p>\n<p>The real proof that this is working though is that the other day, I was looking in the mirror and the first thing I noticed (and by &#8220;noticed&#8221; I mean &#8220;fixated on for about ten minutes&#8221;) was my ass. When I am skinny everywhere else, my butt is the only thing I don&#8217;t like. If I&#8217;m already to the point where my only complaint is my hind quarters, then I&#8217;m definitely making progress in other areas.<\/p>\n<p>And last night, while taking a bath, I turned off the hot water nozzle with my toes and saw, &#8220;Oh my god, kneecaps!&#8221; Not that I don&#8217;t normally have kneecaps, but when they start looking more defined, I know the diet\/gym visits\/increased frequency of sex is working. <\/p>\n<p>So, yeah, I&#8217;m pretty happy with the plan so far. Other than the fact that its makes me a pain in the ass to host at dinner parties and finding a restaurant is overly difficult and sometimes I do miss scones, I&#8217;m lovin&#8217; it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What about GTB?&#8221; you ask. Yeah, he lasted four days. The meat eating was just too much for him. He&#8217;s sticking to, for the most part, the non-dairy and non-wheat lifestyle, but the rest was more than he wanted to deal with on a daily basis. We had a long talk about it and at the end of it, he asked, &#8220;Are you mad at me?&#8221; I said, &#8220;I&#8217;m not mad at you. I think you&#8217;re kind of a wuss though.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s been super supportive though. He&#8217;s not grossed out when I eat steak fajitas (sans tortilla, of course) or last night when I made spaghetti (with rice noodles, which I don&#8217;t recommend) with ground beef. And, on the 4th of July, when we were getting ready to hit the lake with some of his friends and I was trying on different bathing suits, he said, &#8220;Whoa, you&#8217;re hot. And you ARE getting skinny.&#8221; All while rubbing my newly flatter belly. God love him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve had several people ask me how the meat-eating diet is going, so I thought I&#8217;d post an update. In short, it&#8217;s going well. I&#8217;m no longer sickened at the thought of choking down a piece of steak. In fact, I kind of crave it. Because it&#8217;s now summer, a.k.a barbeque season, we have been [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}