{"id":184,"date":"2006-03-27T09:33:06","date_gmt":"2006-03-27T16:33:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=184"},"modified":"2006-03-27T21:27:36","modified_gmt":"2006-03-28T04:27:36","slug":"whereupon-i-realize-for-the-348th-time-that-im-never-leaving-gtb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=184","title":{"rendered":"Whereupon I realize (for the 348th time) that I&#8217;m never leaving GTB"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday, GTB and I ran around all day doing errands. Buy boxes. Check. Change oil in my car. Check. Pick up prescriptions. Check.<\/p>\n<p>We also had to make a Target run. Now, left to my own devices (and a large inheritance from a distant aunt or something) I would be at Target at least once a week. It&#8217;s one of my happy places. So bright. So cheerful. So full of stuff I don&#8217;t really need but really really want. This trip, however, was for moving-related items. Stuff we&#8217;d need before I pack up in Seattle and after we unpack it all in Portland.<\/p>\n<p>As we entered the shower curtain aisle, I was getting ready to say, &#8220;OK, what do we want our bathroom to look like?&#8221; (I&#8217;ve always believed that you decorate around the shower curtain, see.) But before I could even utter the sentence, GTB said those three little words that every girl who is about to navigate the murky waters of cohabitation with a boy longs to hear:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t care.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t remember if I hugged him or kissed him or told him how much my affection for him grew in that mere second, but every cell in my body was screaming, &#8220;Oh my god, you&#8217;ve found him. The holy grail of the heterosexual relationships: a man who I know is as anal and organized as I am about his house, but who will let me pick out shower curtains and bath mats and duvets.&#8221; I swooned. Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, this was all negated about five minutes later when he decided it would be funny to purposefully go in the opposite direction of wherever I needed to go next. Made even more hilarious by the fact that he had the cart. But for that moment anyway, relationship perfection.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday, GTB and I ran around all day doing errands. Buy boxes. Check. Change oil in my car. Check. Pick up prescriptions. Check. We also had to make a Target run. Now, left to my own devices (and a large inheritance from a distant aunt or something) I would be at Target at least [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=184"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}