{"id":167,"date":"2006-02-17T11:48:40","date_gmt":"2006-02-17T18:48:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=167"},"modified":"2006-02-17T11:48:40","modified_gmt":"2006-02-17T18:48:40","slug":"my-man-maher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=167","title":{"rendered":"My man Maher"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='\/wp-content\/maher.jpg' alt='' \/><\/p>\n<p>A few weekends ago, GTB and I were watching CNN. As he got sick of the bad news and reached for the remote, he said, &#8220;I know I should pay attention to what&#8217;s going on in the world, and that some of my friends would kill me if they heard me say this, but sometimes, I&#8217;d rather just stick my head in the sand.&#8221; Click! Before you know it, we&#8217;re onto the Food Network for a half-day session of vegging while zoning out to that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foodnetwork.com\/food\/hosts_celebrity_chefs\/article\/0,1974,FOOD_9889_1842136,00.html\">Italian woman with the ginormous breasts<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>While I&#8217;m always happier staring at the TV when it features a perky combination of pasta and tits, I too feel some guilt when I&#8217;m not paying attention to what&#8217;s happening in politics, global disease scares, and natural disasters. Which is why I&#8217;m an avid watcher of the Daily Show and, when it&#8217;s on, Real Time with Bill Maher. Yes, I&#8217;m aware that this places me firmly in the cliche of being a Gen Xer who gets her news primarily from satirical, sarcastic, smart-ass journalists. (Which is why I occasionally throw some NPR in there for good measure.)<\/p>\n<p>Do I always agree with what Bill Maher has to say? Of course not. Do I feel silly that I pay so much for cable just so I can watch shit like this? A little. Will it stop me from continuing to feel wiser and more informed when Bill is in season? Nope. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m giddy that Real Time starts again tonight. I&#8217;m thrilled that this season, I have DVR and can happily go out drinkin&#8217; and catch up with Bill and the gang tomorrow. And I&#8217;m comforted to know that when his show is off the air again, I can switch over to watch <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foodnetwork.com\/food\/show_pa\">that Southern woman who uses a pound of butter in every freakin&#8217; recipe.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hbo.com\/billmaher\/\">Real Time with Bill Maher<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few weekends ago, GTB and I were watching CNN. As he got sick of the bad news and reached for the remote, he said, &#8220;I know I should pay attention to what&#8217;s going on in the world, and that some of my friends would kill me if they heard me say this, but sometimes, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}