{"id":148,"date":"2006-01-16T15:47:38","date_gmt":"2006-01-16T22:47:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=148"},"modified":"2006-01-16T15:48:21","modified_gmt":"2006-01-16T22:48:21","slug":"a-pick-me-up-you-dont-have-to-go-to-a-bar-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=148","title":{"rendered":"A pick-up you don’t have to go to a bar for"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s dark and rainy (and not even good rainy, like, we’re-about-to-break-a-record rainy, since we had a dry day yesterday, bastards), I might have a stomach virus I caught from kissing GTB all weekend (but I won’t know until 48 hours passes), and everyone I know is either home sick or has the day off (why we don’t partake in MLK day will forever confuse and mystify me). <\/p>\n

You’re probably asking yourself how I get through the sheer hell of it all. Two words, superfluous websites with pictures of cute animals. OK, that’s seven words. No one is reading this today anyway. Hellloooo, hellloooo. Echoooo, echoooo.<\/p>\n

If you need a boost of “Awwwwww” today, go here<\/a>. <\/p>\n

You’re welcome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s dark and rainy (and not even good rainy, like, we’re-about-to-break-a-record rainy, since we had a dry day yesterday, bastards), I might have a stomach virus I caught from kissing GTB all weekend (but I won’t know until 48 hours passes), and everyone I know is either home sick or has the day off (why […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}