{"id":102,"date":"2005-11-07T14:31:49","date_gmt":"2005-11-07T21:31:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=102"},"modified":"2005-11-07T14:31:49","modified_gmt":"2005-11-07T21:31:49","slug":"this-is-what-happens-when-you-fuck-a-stranger-in-the-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/?p=102","title":{"rendered":"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The Big Lebowski is one of my favorite movies of all time. When people ask me what my top five favorite movies are, it is consistently on that list. (Along with the Godfather II and the Last Temptation of Christ. The other two rotate.) So pretty much anytime there is news about it, I email that news to all of my other Dude-loving friends. Since y’all are basically my friends now (even though some of you were before I started this here blog), I’m pasting it here. This serves two functions: 1. it tells anyone who didn’t already know that I love this movie, therefore making me seem cooler than I probably am, and 2. it keeps me from having to think too hard about what to blog about today. (I’m busy, deal with it.)<\/p>\n

Plus, I just love an article that faithfully quotes people when they say things like, “we were hanging out pretty heavy for a couple of years, OK?”<\/p>\n

(By the way, I can’t wait to see what kind of hits I get now that I’ve used the phrase “fuck a stranger in the ass” in one of my titles.)<\/p>\n

The dude behind The Dude of “The Big Lebowski”<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Big Lebowski is one of my favorite movies of all time. When people ask me what my top five favorite movies are, it is consistently on that list. (Along with the Godfather II and the Last Temptation of Christ. The other two rotate.) So pretty much anytime there is news about it, I email […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hickopolis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}